I have to interrupt our Al as GM series to highlight this hilarious exchange over at BCB yesterday. (Hat tip to Bishop Don over at ACB)
It all started over in this thread where some dumb lemming started another stupid fucking diary about blah blah blah…. Anyways some guy with the tagline of “Gibbon Jockey” gave some advice. Now I hope that the name “Gibbon Jockey” is meant to signify that this man races monkey’s for a living because that would be awesome but I highly doubt anyone at BCB could be that clever. I’m getting off track so without further delay here is the offending statement.
by Gibbon Jockey on Feb 18, 2009 9:31 PM CST reply 0 recs
Overall a fairly bland comment but it unleash a torrent of ANGER inside of one Mr. A. Yellon.
Actually, that “leather-skinned skank” is named Wanda….
by Al on Feb 18, 2009 10:00 PM CST
Nodoby pushes Wanda into a corner! After reading this you would think that Al is the kind of guy who stands up to bullies but we know all to well by this point that he is much more prone to A- Run Away B – Run away and make some snarky comment about it on his blog C- Piss himself than to ever confront somebody in real life. We also learned that this skank’s husband is named Roger, not really sure why Al felt he needed to include that. Al even dusted off one of his famous catchphrases with the use of ”Just Sayin” . It gets even better in a second though.