Al Yellon Has No Concept

Herr Yellon again dusts off his “stats dont tell the whole story” chestnut and gets predictably pwned by the 1 or 2 non-mouth breathers left at BCB.  Reading that thread just confirms the main point behind this blog-  Al Yellon is a massive idiot who has no business publishing his incoherent thoughts to others.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/6/16/910968/nature-vs-nurture-part-deux-the#comments

Side Note- I see that TechnoHawk/Asian  Connoisseur Mike or one of his minions has found this blog. Keep in mind “no” that here Mike can’t edit our comments or censor people highlighting how fucking dumb he is.  Thanks for stopping by though.

Al Yellon HATES Black People Pt 5,000

Al has decided to give up pretending to be objective over Bradley and openly bash him. He has now decided that Bradley’s teammates hate him and always have despite the mountain of evidence otherwise.

Check out the hilarity in this BCB thread

 

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/6/3/897891/jon-heyman-on-milton-bradley#16564845

 

 

 

(ht to JG)

Solicitation

Im sorry Al I am winning the megamillions first.
Sorry bud 🙂
by Galvan316 on May 20, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs 

Split it with me? 
“You can observe a lot just by watching.” ~ Yogi Berra 
by Al on May 20, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs 

hmm 
We can make some sort of arrangement. 🙂
by Galvan316 on May 20, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al has violated his own community guidelines the following clearly belongs in the M4M section of BCB.  (ht to JG)

Al Yellon is a fucking thief. Part Two.

Maybe Alvin forgot that stealing other peoples work is frowned on?

 

http://wrigleyville23.com/2009/04/bcb-joins-the-triple-short-of-the-cycle-cause.html

 

(HT to PMayo and WV23)

Brain Drain.

A few weeks back Herr Yellon triumphantly crowed about a mega merger between Yahoo Sports and SB Nation/BCB. Basically, Yahoo now links to BCB and encourages the mindless drones who comment there to go post their nonsense on BCB as well. Al of course was thrilled, he not only gets more of the attention he so desperately craves but also can make more money of BCB which has always been his primary objective. I on the other hand could only chuckle because  Yahoo Sports commentators and BCB hooking up is the ultimate combination in retardation. Picture the eventual child of TheHawk/Panda Express and you might get an idea of how stupid the people who post there now are like.  I mean when posters like SantosWoodenLegs or even KerrysotherFreakinWife start sounding reasonable  then you know things are bad.  But don’t take my word for it lets take a look at what Yellons greed has turned BCB into.

Cub fan rant

 by Papa zoo zoo on Apr 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT  0 comments

I have been a Cubs fan for over 60 years, so I think I am entited to rant a bit.  I think Jim Hendry, who has made some good trades and signings in the past, has  destroyed  this team. He traded Jason M for a pitcher who he later released, He did this free up monies to sign Milton B.  who is a cancer  that will help to defeat this years chances.  He signed a closer who I don’t think can close. He traded Da Rosa and does not have a everyday  second baseman. There is no middle relief in this bullpen. To improve over last year all he needed to do was  get some middle relief and maybe a left handed  power bat.  To me Wood and DaRosa look pretty good in light of the recent injuties(Sic).  Thanks for letting me unload.

 

Wow, that is truly “content you can’t find anywhere else”. And by anywhere else Al means the exact shit you would hear from a drunken 8 year old or a homeless person on acid. What hilarious about that “fan post” is that kind of bile is the standard at BCB now. BCB which used to be home to almost every major Cub blogger at the moment is now a refuge for people too stupid for talk radio . That is some wild shit folks, the thing I’ve posted above is the stupidest, most pointless thing I have ever seen posted on the internet(s) and it barley stands out anymore. You can find bat shit crazy stuff with ease, like here, or here, or here , or here, or here, or here , or here  no matter where you look all you will find is the kind of stupid that just makes you sad rather than the kind of stupid which makes you laugh. 

So kudos to Al Yellon, he has made his bed and now he can lay in it. Maybe he could publish another 20,000 words on how to blog for the mindless zombies he invited into his home. If it were my blog I would do the only honorable thing and kill myself while  simultaneously destroying the main server to spare the rest of the world the pain of ever visiting Bleed Cubbie Blue.

State of the Cubs- A BCB Regular’s Perspective

BCB stalwart CuBBIEzRule! stops by to give us an update on the team

Man a lot has been going on! Sweet Lou has really got his work cut out for him with this team huh! The pen’ has been pretty crazy so far we really need to get more consistent and do better. Marmol is ok but he really needs to learn how to deal with pressure and Cotts needs to get back to being clutch like he was last year. I think they will be ok though. If not we have Shark in Iowa and he is used to playing in front of a lot of people like he did at Notre Dame so I think he could be the clutch guy the team needs. Derek Lee, man what is up with that guy? DLee was so money back in 05 but he can’t seem to get healthy. I think maybe his wrist still hurts. Oh well. At least he still plays solid D and you can’t put a price that on that! Him and Aramis should be really good I think especially with The Riot setting the table. That guy should be an example to some of the other Cubs like Soto or even Bradley, You dont always have to kill the ball to get on base! Speaking of Milton I know it’s early but jeez the guy is already hurt. My friend from Texas told me that this would happen and hopefully Milton can suck it up and prove him wrong. All I can say is that I miss DeRosa who was a gamer and you could count on him being out there every day rain or shine. I can’t wait to watch the game tonight and sing Go Cubs Go when they win! This is the year GO CUBBIES!

Shut the Fuck Up

Yeah, maybe.

Hmmm. You think Hermida might look good in the middle of this lineup right now? Just sayin’.

“That’s my opinion and if you don’t like it, well, I have others.” ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Apr 19, 2009 12:52 PM CDT  up  reply   0 recs

Just Sayin’.

Al Yellon thinks this is an acceptable sentence.

Time does heal all wounds, so they say, and the hurt of October faded, with winter waning, and the sunshine of spring beaming down on fresh baseball fields, bringing the promise of a new year, the “Wait till next year” that never seems to come for us as Cubs fans. 

 

I, think that, Al was taught, poorly, how to right (sic) because this, is, awful, dear reader.

Al the Scout

Herr Yellon is notorious for reminding us that there are things that “cant be measured in a stat sheet”. Usually he is referring to a players grit, willingness to give quotes to the MSM for Al to reuse at BCB or a players overall whiteness. Lately, however, Al has taken to offering insights into actual performances ala Arizona Phil. Predictably he doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about. Let’s take a look at some of this would be writer/scout/leader of men’s reports from the field.

Scouting Chad Gaudin on April 2nd- That run scored off Chad Gaudin, who actually didn’t throw too badly even though he allowed three runs. The homer given up by Gaudin to Ryan Garko was a blast that hit an umbrella over the Indians’ relief pitchers in the RF bullpen.

Hmm, it would seem that throwing well and giving up a monster HR and 3 runs in the same outing wouldn’t correlate. Perhaps there was something that my nerdy stat sheet couldn’t measure? Like how awful Gaudin has been all spring? It’s wasn’t just the HR either, Al managed to  overlooked the additional 6 hits and a walk that Gaudin gave up all within 2 innings. That is the definition of an inept outing and it doesn’t take much scouting to figure that out. It took a little while to figure out why Al chooses to ignore evidence right in front of him but know I’ve figured it out, it’s because he likes how Chad’s beard looks. You heard it here first people Al Yellon likes his men a little bearish

Al Yellon is Dead.

Mr. Yellon passed away after choking to death on Smooth Jazz Man’s sperm. He is survived by his son’s bad haircut and a daughter who has previously never been mentioned.  The body will lie in state at Kerrysotherwife’s house for the next few days.

 

 

 

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